hey guya wow lung tim no c huh? well guess what
ITS TO,E 4 A ANTPJER CHA[TER OF... NARUTO VENAGANCE RVELEIATONS! rona is geting clopser and loser 2 tha end... HOWS IT ALL GONA RAP UP? ULL NEVR GUESS!
CHAPTER 61: THE DRAKE SPIDE
jusg ten tho as we wur laffin i remembrd that i was stoll part of the drak side nd dat i neded 2 hep tha cuncil so i had 2 go but firt we went bak 2 tha dodjo nd thas were i mad the anouncment. "u guys i have sometin 2 say!" "wat is it ronan" "yes dad?" tey all askd. "u guys... im with the dork side now!" adn htey all gapsed. "gasp" said sakrua nd atni. nanor was just shicked. "DAD HOW CAN U B AN EVIL XTIN I MEN WTF?" "son u have 2 undrstand" "No! NO! WE NEED UR DICK RONAN! U CANT LEVE AGAIN! NOT WEN U HAVE A SON!" yelld sakura. "LISTEN GODAMIT U FUCKRS!" I yelld nd slappd all tree of them 2 shut them tha fuk up. "OK NOW! i joind them 2 PROTEC U GUYS! but ill promsie ill bortay them sum pont i just don kno WEN OK?" "ok rona we undrsatnd" sad akura nd they all noddd tere heads in afreement, but then all of suden... tha counci showd up! wif madra nd sasuke!
madora nd skasuse timed up sakura atni nd nanor. "muahahahahha" they oth lafed evigly. ten the bron haird woman got out of her flyin char nd sad "RONAN! U R SUPPOSD 2 B PART OF THA DALEK SIDE! WEVE BEN WAITIN 4 UR RETURN WHERE THA FRAK WHER U?" "im sory! listn i got involvd in sum baby dadyd stuf nd wel that took up sum time nd i had 2 get a dna test nd well dis is my son nanor!" tey gapsd in horor anoter person like me. "is he is he as powrful as u?" ask tha red hored man. "no hes not but hes still very powrful fuckers" ten tha brown hared woman spiked up again "well whatevr ronan listne. ur all we want. tha otters must die! tey all muyst dye! we dont evn want u." "BUT U JUST SAD U DID!" "we lied" sad tha red haird man. "u dant do dis! ur MAD I TELL U MAD!" i scremd tem. "o but we can... ANE WE WULL!" but ten tha gry haird man whisprd in her ear. "actully nevrmind. tey will live nd ur coming wit us. we still ned u 4 1 very big ting" sad the brown haird woma. "oh ok whew!" i sad. "NOW VO VU VAHV VANY VAST VORDS VOUR UR VIFE SVON ND SVONS GF?" sad the greman woma whso cunt was leking pusy jiice. "yes i dp BITCH" i sad nd walkd ovr 2 them. "sakur take car of our hom nd ba good mom nd dont chet on me with any guys u slut" "nanor take car of atni nd ur moter nd be sure 2 fuk atni good nd make sur atni fuks skura good." "anti b sur 2 help skura with the housowrk nd 2 fuk her good as wlel as fuk nanor good" "I LUV U GUYS!" nd ten the coincuil draggd me away as wel flew off 2 their hedqhartes.
we arived their hedquarts nd tey strappd me 2 a chair wher my muscls bulged sexily. teb tey got a video mesage from... THE US PRIOSNDET! "hello cinucler membrs"mhe sad "hello mr us pesidnert" tey all said 2gther. "FUCKERS!" i yelld. "who is dat" he aksd "hes ronan rmemebr? our sercet wepon muahahahahhaha" said the brown haird woma as tey all laffed evily with her. "ah yes him muahahahha. well i hope ur redy for the fist task b4 u kno wat" "o yes were redy!""good. ten u can begin by... OPENING FAST FOOD RESURANTS ALL CROOS SHOIBINI1!" "YES!" tey all agteed but i sad "NO! U CANT DO DAT! I JUST MAD EVRY1 TIN ND NOT UGLY ND FAT AGIN! THATS RONG U CANT DO DAT UNLESS ITS IN N OUT!" "its not in n out" sad the us prsident. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111one!11!"
end of dat chapter. CHAPTER 62 COMING TOMOROW NIGT! ND CHAPTR 63 COMIGN SUNDAT NIT!
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